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"I'm bored" complains a child surrounded by screens digital devices toys and amusements.

Clouds holding servers circle the earth. Title: 'Where in the world is your information?'

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"Worst privacy breach ever" notes a bypasser of a boy jammed head-first into the wall of a digital dyke.

"No need for all that - I just guessed their password" says a safe-cracker to another criminal as the door to a bank safe gapes open.

A bouncer prevents an office worker from entering the IT computer room door below a neon sign while the IT nerd is allowed to pass. Caption: 'Avoid a security breach, keep data out of reach'

'Where in the world is Waldo's data? wonders he as data streams zip between servers on islands all over the globe.

"I told you not to share my password with anybody" chides a king to his knight as their castle is looted and burnt...Subtitle: 'Don't give away the keys to your castle.'

If you kept meta-data on your person all sorts of people would pick your pockets.

"These records are not GDPR-compliant" points out a man reading the big book of sinners at the gate of Heaven.

"I am now cutting all my rude remarks about the patient from her file" says a surgeon in an operating theatre..

Where In The World Is Waldo's Data?

A young woman is miss-identified in records as a retired military man with an overdue account - she is not amused.

Cartoon

"Why can't you Greens stick to selling pretty flowers? I don't need all the other stuff" states National Party leader Simon Bridges to Greens Co-Leader Marama Davidson who is behind a stall selling boxes labelled 'green issues' 'social justice' & non-violence public services.

Rumpelstiltskin has made his password the same as his name - which is clearly stated on his house...Subtitle: 'Don't use real names for passords'..Cartoon, hacker, password, pencil, Rumpelstiltskin, Rumplestiltskin, security, Twitter

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"I'm fine with big brother as long as the cameras stay out of the staffroom" says one debauched teacher to others...'Friminutt pa kikkern skole' "Jeg liker storebror - sa lenge han holder seg unna personalrommet!"

"I'm fine with big brother as long as the cameras stay out of the staffroom" says one debauched teacher to others.

"Minister - to avoid FOI requests all our advice will be in sign language" says a civil servant sitting next to a signer.

"I take it that the real advantage of urine testing is the humiliation of our workers" says a management executive.

Short privacy notices that might have changed history - Oval Office privacy notice - remember evry word is being recorded - Nixon is pictured.

A horde of greedy gold minner cowboys and hucksters stampedes towards the data fields - subtitle: 'The New Goldrush'

"There - that's all possible risks of medical intervention Mr Haysen" says doctor to a recently deceased patient.

"Hé! Arrêtez de regarder mes paramètres de confidentialité!".

'Publiez couvert'

'Warning - account hacked' on computer screen of woman who says "But how did they guess my password?" Subtitle: 'Your security is only as strong as your password'

"Mais comment ils ont fait pour trouver mon mot de passe?"
'Mot de passe évident - problème imminent'.

"Parlons boulot Je suis pratiquement seul"

'évitons les conversations professionnelles dans les lieux publics'

"Oups, J'crois bien que J'ai envoyé mes fichiers à tout mon carnet d'addresses" - "Top!"

'Petit clic, gros couac'

"The boss likes to keep a close eye on me" says a female employee in a binocular shop.

"If the editor asks why you didn't get the story blame the Privacy Act - works every time" says one journalist to another while the editor storms away fuming.

Santa flight information.

"Just lie back and I will get a few photos to liven up my next powerpoint presentation" says a doctor holding a camera to a patient.

The lady in the information window says to a man "We don't give it out only collect it."

"These records are inaccurate ot of date and misleading. Haven't you got a privacy and information code yet?" queries a man at heaven's gate.

Office worker holding files says: "Get all the info you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

"Jeg får så mye mer personlig informasjon via databaser"

An official sits smugly behind a desk with trays marked 'In', 'Delay' and 'Out'.

"The leak was worse than first thought" notes a bypasser of a boy stuck head-first into the wall of a digital dyke.

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