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A balding, jowly, man in plaid pjs, sucking on a blue dummy, is tucked up in a red racecar bed with flames down the side. The ‘licence plate’ at the foot of the bed says CEO, and BUSINESS is written on the spoiler/headboard..There’s a painting of mountains over the bed, a model aeroplane hanging for the ceiling, a toy motorbike, cricket bat, and guitar in the corner of the room, and a rugby ball on the floor. .Jacinda Ardern is leaning over the bed, holding out a teddy bear to the man in the bed, saying:.“Is Bizzy-wizzy feeling a widdle-bit saddy-waddy? You need a big old Huggy-wuggy from Mr Luxon Bear.”..
"The fiscal hole appeared overnight - but the undermining has been going on for years" comments minister Chris Hopkins to Prime Minister Jacinda Adern. A large sinkhole bears the words health welfare housing.
"Bugger off - I've been paddling waka solo much longer than anybody" says NZ First solo rower Winston Peters as he slaps the water above a cirlinging shark labelled with 'N' for National Party accompanied by a yellow pilot fish labelled with 'A' for Act Party.
A male office worker exits the Prime Minister of New Zealand carrying a stinky nappy labelled 'police appointments'' heading towards buckets labelled 'enquiries' containing many stinky nappies labelled 'NZFirst appointments' - Jacinda Adern sits at hers desk worried reading more papers.
"How do you like your new standing desks?" asks Prime Minister Jacinda Adern as she is locking in stocks two women named Clare Curran and Clare Curran.
Opposition leader Simon Bridges - having already abandoned ship - calls to the Coalition crew " Hey Government - why haven't you turned the ship around already?"
Shane Jones says "I'm merely preparing the ground with taxpayer dollars" as he feeds dollars into a mulching machine which sprays the mulch onto a neglected wasteland situated in Northland, New Zealand.
New Zealand man wishes to to hitchhike and return home wearing a backpack labelled 'London Paris Rome Hell'
"News: storm uncovers old toxic dump - clean up begins" - Eroding froma river bank are the words - hate - spite - islamaphobia - racism - fascism - bigotry - prejudice - while an one of the clean up crew picking up swastikas - the words 'mass murder' and 'violence' says "Apparently just burying it all out of sight doesn't make it go away."..hate,spite,islamaphobia,racism,fascism,bigotry,prejudice,swastikas,mass,murder,violence,toxic,dump,christchurch,storm,river,rubbish,Fox,glacier,NZpol,revealed
Cartoon,farming,spray,walk,erosion,cattle,pollution,inhumane,cruelty,feedlot,winter,stocking,agriculture,intensive,water,quality,cows,new zealand,fertiliser,effluent,..'Short Term Farming - spray - pray -and watch it run away' describes the practice of spraying fertiliser on pasture then over-stocking with cattle creating considerable run-off of effluent and agricultural chemicals.
Shows a senior citizen in a home with holes in the roof that spell 'Welfare State'. Containers are on the floor catching leaking water. Minister of Finance, Grant Robertson, is holding bags of money and says, "Sorry, we can't pay for a new roof- we're saving for a rainy day."
A kiwi at home gets a artificial high from inhaling fumes from a bong labelled 'Meth Hose Moral Panic'. Many Housing New Zealand tenants and others were wrongly evicted over tests suggesting the houses were dangerously contaminated with fumes from meth cooking.
NZ Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern in scuba gear deals with rubbish labelled with various issues.
The Trump Itch-Scratcher, Refreshes those parts other politicians can't, or wouldn't dare.
With sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSmQBoBgZEM&list=PLxuEClWOL8qQxNHb4qG--ke1Q7H64Myic
'If our homes were like social media accounts' is the title as a MAGA hat-wearing-gun-toting-redneck carrying a dead boar bursts through the front door of a house occupied by two shocked women and a man having coffee - bellowing "Hey- did I just hear someone mention gun control? Let me regurgitate a bellyful of bile and ignorance all over you and your friends."
"Maybe a digital tax would help?" asks an onlooker at sewage pouring out of pipes labelled 'US politics' Fake News Websites' 'Facebook' 'Twitter' 'Youtube' 4-Chan' 'Instagram' Reddit' 'Foreign states' creating a stew of conflict hate polarisation extremism and bigotry....digital tax,sewage,pipes,US politics,Fake News Websites,Facebook,'Twitter,Youtube,4-Chan,Instagram,Reddit,Foreign states,conflict,hate,polarisation,extremism,bigotry,white supremacist,terror,
Stupid mammals whadda they know? Yeah! The climate has always changed! They're parroting the parrots" say the dinosaurs to amammal Greta Thunberg as a climate change asteroid approaches.
"I love the blue one" says Prime Minister John Key about a plethora of increasing graphs - unemployment - underclass - wage gap - credit downgrade - prices - off to Oz - low growth while one blue graph labelled 'Key Poll'. 9 November 2011
Cartoon depicts a smokey ute driver commenting on a protester placard about lowering the voting age to 16 #makeit16 "That's crazy - young people can't make rational long term decisions" - while other placards read 'Save the planet' 'Don't burn our future' 'There is no planet B'
Cartoon depicts a man proposing marriage to a woman "Darling whatever is yours is ours and whatever is mine is in a trust."
Cartoon depicts a motorist reading a sign 'Wills -last chance before eternity' indicating a lonely building labelled 'Lawyers' while a grim reaper figure has a hich-hiker's thumb out.
Cartoon depicts a child with a mother and a father appearing in a court inside a play pen
