Lawyer Cartoons
Legal Cartoons
A gallery of Slane cartoons about law, lawyers, justice, police, crime and all things legal.
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Law-Library-Witches
Cartoon depicts witches in a law library "Double double toil and trouble program search through the muddle!"
Duel Over Merits Of Mediation
Cartoon depicts the aftermath of a gentleman's duel with pistols the winner and survivor says "I hope that sttles our argument about the merits of mediation"
Public Interest For Press
Cartoon depicts a female reporter with a microphone chasing a man about to enter court "It is in the public interest that I get this story before my deadline"
auction-election-policies
Cartoon depicts an autioneer calling for bids from polotical parties for increasingly harsh penalties
Encourage Juries To Make Up Their Minds
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Geyser Reminder
Cartoon depicts a tourist viewing a geyser "that reminds me it's almost time to present my paper"
Christmas Bonus Plan.
Cartoon depicts a meeting of lawyers "Sure I believe in planning. I've got some great ideas for that fat christmas bonus" says one
Continuing Judicial Education
Cartoon depicts a judge hung up by his hands in a dungeon cell claiming "But I'm only here for the continuing judicial education" and his gaoler replies "That's what they all say"
Anything I Say Is Confidential?
Cartoon depicts an accused person leaving court asking his lawyer "Anything I to you say is confidential?"
Congratulations You Are Rehabilitated
Cartoon depicts a chained prisoner in a dungeon being released by a jailer who says "Congratulations You're Rehabilitated"
Conflict Resolution Anybody?
Cartoon depicts a smiling female moderator seated at a table between two men one with an axe and one with a sword asking "Conflict resolution anybody?
Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter
Cartoon depicts a sign outside an office with a grim reaper and the message 'Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter' a man says to a woman about to enter Oh don't worry that's just something the government makes us put up"
Herding Cats Easier Than Lawyers
Cartoon depicts a cowboy attempting to drive a group of unruly cats "I took up herding cats after trying to get lawyers into line"
Fishy Payment
Cartoon depicts a lawyer seated at a table contemplating a pile of smelly money opposite sits a sailor There's something fishy about your payment"
Cone of Confidentiality
Cartoon depicts a glass cone of silence over a lawyer and a client "The ensures complete client confidentiality"
Cone of Confidentiality
Cartoon depicts a glass cone of silence over a lawyer and a client "The ensures complete client confidentiality"
Mega Law Firm Partners Meeting
Cartoon depicts a massively long table disapperaing into the distance "Welcome to the 43rd MegaLaw partner's meeting - it's so important to keep in contact with one another I feel" announces a senior partner.
Longer Version for Lawyers
"We made a much longer version so lawyers could understand it" says one lawyer to another while holding a long scroll of legalese.
Judge Perfect Icons
Cartoon depicts software called Judge Perfect featuring icons 'eye-witness evidence' - shows a blind man - 'confessions' shows a police arm with a baton - 'Prosecution case' shows a bird - 'defendant's evidence' shows pinocchio with a long nose - 'Defence case' shows a rubbish bin - 'Editing' shows a coin flip - 'Sentencing' shows a gallows - 'Hair Appointments shows a judge's wig.
Burglars Sorry For Lawyer
Cartoon depicts two burglars leaving a house at night one says "I'm only doing this job because I feel sorry for my legal aid lawyer"
Wind Blows Papers Away
Cartoon depicts a man asleep on the deck of a beach house in summer while the wind blows his papers up into the air and away.
Mine is In A Trust
Cartoon depicts a man proposing marriage to a woman "Darling whatever is yours is ours and whatever is mine is in a trust."
Wills - Last Chance Before Eternity
Cartoon depicts a motorist reading a sign 'Wills -last chance before eternity' indicating a lonely building labelled 'Lawyers' while a grim reaper figure has a hich-hiker's thumb out.
Family Court Pen
Cartoon depicts a child with a mother and a father appearing in a court inside a play pen
Internet Lawyer
Cartoon depicts a skateboarder with a briefcase shorts and cap on backwards skting down stair handrail while a soberley dressed collegue comments "Internet Layer"
Christmas Dinner Summons
Cartoon depicts a couple on their house door step who have been delivered a summons to christmas dinner.
Many Legal Conditions
"That is the kind of ad we lawyers really like" says a female lawyer to a creative advertising man as they regard a large screen covered with splash shapes containing phrases such as "Many conditions apply' 'limited offer' 'narrow terms' & 'tight eligibility'
Restorative Justice Guillotine
"Why don't we look at a system of restorative justice?" asks a female member of the gentry as she is being led to a guillotine by an angry peasant.
Lawyers Are Circling
"Uh-oh lawyers are ircling' cries a frightened man in the street as lawyers float high in the sky above a cirtyscape like vultures...lawyers,circling,cfear,law,solicitors,cirtyscape,vultures,disaster,victims,tragedy,
Longer Sentences on Billboards
Cartoon,justice,crimial,convictions,imprisonment,politician,law,billboard,poltical,campaigns,harsher,penalties,slogans,3-strikes,law andorder,platform,longer,sentences,..A political billboard reads 'Vote for longer sentences on billboards' while the face of a male poltician beams down belligerently.
Longer Sentences on Billboards
Cartoon,justice,crimial,convictions,imprisonment,politician,law,billboard,poltical,campaigns,harsher,penalties,slogans,3-strikes,law andorder,platform,..A political billboard reads 'Vote for longer sentences on billboards' while the face of a male poltician beams down belligerently.
Law Firm Pay Review
Law Firm Pay Review.."Miss Smith - perhaps you'd like to explain to the partners in your own words why you think you deserve a second pay rise in ten years" says a senior male partner in a law firm in a panelled boardroom full of male lawyers...women,pay,wages,salary,salaries,equity,men,women,payscale,board,legal,firm,partners,
Law Books Sunbathers
A man and woman lie on a beach with their faces shielded from the sun by books labelled 'Law Reports' and 'Law of Torts'.
Restorative Justice
"Your victim is keen to meet you" says a social worker to a young criminal - while behind a door an angry elderly woman waits holding a club above her head...criminal,justice,rehabilitation,offenders,reconciliation,victims,community,sentencing,