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Privacy Cartoons

Cartoons by Chris Slane relating to privacy. More cartoons are stored offline, including versions translated into French, Swedish and Norwegian. 

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Facebook Friend
Facebook Friend
Red Riding Hood meets the Wolf who says "Hi I'm one of your Facebook friends"
File Routinely Destroyed (Norwegian)
File Routinely Destroyed (Norwegian)
"Oh dear - it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."
File Routinely Destroyed
File Routinely Destroyed
"Oh dear - it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."
Digital Footprints
Digital Footprints
Cartoon depicts a detective with a large magnifying glass tacking the large footprints packed with social media posts and logos behinf a young man who notices and says "!"
Fortuneteller-slaneconz-norsk
Fortuneteller-slaneconz-norsk
"Jeg får så mye mer personlig informasjon via databaser"
Fortune Teller Database
Fortune Teller Database
"Theres just so much personal information with databases."

fortune teller,database,personal,information,
Peeping into Privacy Forum (Swedish)
Peeping into Privacy Forum (Swedish)
Man peeps through keyhole of door outside of which also stands a sign labelled 'Integritets Konferens'
Forum Sign
Forum Sign
Man comments to people putting up a sign labelled 'Privacy Forum' "Gosh - are you allowed to do that?"
Frankenstein Location
Frankenstein Location
"For gododness sake - turn your location app off!" pleads Dr Frankenstein of his monster as they are being persued by a mob of angry villagers.
Functional Creep
Functional Creep
"Meet Wibley - he's our expert in functional creep" says office worker to a female office worker.
All This Will Be Virtually Yours
All This Will Be Virtually Yours
Cartoon depicts a dotcom entrepreneur and his son indicating a urban landscape of buildings outside a window one is labelled 'Gamesoft' "One day all this will be virtually yours"
GDPR Alert
GDPR Alert
Dear [ blank ]Your ID was used to sign in via a new web browser, app or device.Date and Time: 25 May 2018If you recently signed in, you can disregard this email.If you have not signed in online recently and believe someone may have accessed your social media account, abused or sold your data to unscrupulous third parties you should immediately reset your password and consider moving your account to a tech company that complies with GDPR. ( GDPR is a new EU regulation giving control to citizens over their personal data and simplifying rules for international business. )
GDPR Support

Get all the info you can.
Get all the info you can.
Office worker holding files says: "Get all the info you can, we'll think of a use for it later."
Get All Info (Norwegian)
Get All Info (Norwegian)
Office worker holding files says: "Get all the info you can, we'll think of a use for it later."
Didn't You Get My Email?
Didn't You Get My Email?
Cartoon depicts two office workers sitting opposite behind large computers "Didn't you get my email?
Gibberish
Gibberish
Cartoon depicts a state computer intelligence operative saying "We've managed to crack the code these computer geeks are using but it is still gibberish"
The New Goldrush
The New Goldrush
A horde of greedy gold minner cowboys and hucksters stampedes towards the data fields - subtitle: 'The New Goldrush'
Google Remembers
Google Remembers
"All ok - wait - let's see what Google remembers..." says Saint Peter at the gate to heaven.
GPS Pins
GPS Pins
Cartoon depcts a man talking to a womanwhile giant location pin and flag symbols hover over his head "Don't worry - it's just my mother tracking me with GPS"
Hansel & Gretel Digital Trail
Hansel & Gretel Digital Trail
Hansel and Gretel leave a digital trail through the forest.
GDPR At Heaven's Gate
GDPR At Heaven's Gate
"These records are not GDPR-compliant" points out a man reading the big book of sinners at the gate of Heaven.
At Heaven's Gate Norsk
At Heaven's Gate Norsk
"These records are inaccurate ot of date and misleading. Haven't you got a privacy and information code yet?" queries a man at heaven's gate.
Humiliation of Workers  (Nowegian)
Humiliation of Workers (Nowegian)
"Den egentlige hensikten med urintestingen er vel å nedverdige våre ansatte?"
Humiliation of Workers
Humiliation of Workers
"I take it that the real advantage of urine testing is the humiliation of our workers" says a management executive.
In, Delay, Out
In, Delay, Out
An official sits smugly behind a desk with trays marked 'In', 'Delay' and 'Out'.
You Share Your Information
You Share Your Information
Cartoon depicts an official behind a counter informing a client to fill out a form 'Information sharing' you tell me everything about yourself and I'll tell you when to stop"
Information Window (Norwegian)
Information Window (Norwegian)
The lady in the information window says to a man "We don't give it out only collect it."
Information Window
Information Window
The lady in the information window says to a man "We don't give it out only collect it."
Blabbbing Job Interview
Blabbbing Job Interview
Cartoon depicts a job interview with a grumpy panel memeber saying "We were going to employ you but then we discovered your main hobby was blabbing all over the internet" Subtitle - Careful what you share on the internet'
Here For The Job Interview?
Here For The Job Interview?
Cartoon depicts a medical man with a needle asking a job applicant "You here for the job interview?"
Just Looking Thanks
Just Looking Thanks
Man leaning in a window of a house says to a woman seated inside -"Just looking thanks."
Privacy Landslide ( with Ethics)
Privacy Landslide ( with Ethics)
"Do we really need this? asks a man pulling out a rock labelled 'privacy' and precipitating a rock fall of large boulders...landslide,privacy,rock,privacy,rockfall,.."Do we really need this? asks a man pulling out a rock labelled 'privacy' and precipitating a rock fall of large boulders labelled ‘brand’ ’trust’ ‘reputation’ 'profits' 'ethics'
Lower Privacy Threshold
Lower Privacy Threshold
"Now I wonder who among us might have a lower privacy threshold than others?" asks a man giving a lecture to a room of people from different cultural backgrounds,
Loo Privacy
Loo Privacy
"We still don't understand the need for a privacy act -can you explain it again Commissioner" ask paparazzi pressing on the door of an outside toilet on a hill in the countryside.
Lower Privacy Threshold
Lower Privacy Threshold
Cartoon depicts a lecturer who is dreesed only in his underwaer saying to a mixed audience "Now I wonder who among us might have a lower privacy threshold than others?"
Loyalty Card
Loyalty Card
Shop assistant warns customer of loyalty card tracking...loyalty,card,customer,shop,tracking,monitoring,data,collection,surveilance,
A Man Staring With Binoculars
A Man Staring With Binoculars
Cartoon depicts a man looking out the window of his house through binoculars saying to his wife "Good grief the man next door iis staring at me through high powered binoculars"
Surveillance of the masses
Surveillance of the masses
Leader says: " We need surveillance to find out what the masses really think." Underling: "Isn't that what elections are for?"
Messy System
Messy System
"Who needs a privacy policy - I can't find anyone's details in this mess."
Microchip Implant
Microchip Implant
Man reassures woman not to worry about microchip.
Missing Pieces About You
Missing Pieces About You
Cartoon depicts a woman behind a desk filling in a form on a computer screen talking to another woman who has peices of her head missing pieces of a jigsaw "We can give you much better service if you fill in a few missing peices about yourself" caption - 'Cookies are created to identify you when you visit a new website.'
Morbid Curiosity
Morbid Curiosity
Man pushes through a crowd around a body saying "Let me through - I have a morbid curiosity."
Zipper Option
Zipper Option
"This is the cheapest option in our range" says the shopkeeper offering a range of privacy enhancing technology, to a man with a zip over his mouth.
Move Along CCTV
Move Along CCTV
Policeman orders CCTV "Nothing to see here - move along."
Naked Surfer
Naked Surfer
Man surfs the internet blindfolded, unaware he is being tracked.
Nicer than Facebook
Nicer than Facebook
'You seem much nicer than your Facebook page" says leader of a panel to a job interviewee.
NSA & The Iphone
NSA & The Iphone
Cartoon shows an office in the NSA HQ where one man says to the other 'We have installed a bugging device for every leader in the world' The other man replies "Excellent what is it?" to which he responds "The iphone'".
Nude in a bar
Nude in a bar
"I think my privacy settings are wrong' says nude man in a bar.
Nude in a Bar (French)
Nude in a Bar (French)
"Hé! Arrêtez de regarder mes paramètres de confidentialité!".

'Publiez couvert'
Oval Office Notice
Oval Office Notice
Short privacy notices that might have changed history - Oval Office privacy notice - remember evry word is being recorded - Nixon is pictured.
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