Seasonal Cartoons

Kid calls Santa to access their file.

Cartoon depicts Santa asking children "Before you tell me what you want for christmas I need your full name age address panrental occupation income assets then just to make sure you've been good a small tissue sample and a bottle of your wee-wee"

Cartoon depicts a computer server rack labelled ‘Xmas Present Database’ an elf asks Santa “Shouldn’t we check if we need to notify with the ICO?”

Cartoon depicts a computer server rack labelled ‘Xmas Present Database’ an elf asks Santa “Shouldn’t we check if we need to notify with the ICO?”

Santa's elf suggests a comments section on their website to punish naughty children.

Cartoon depicts Mary and Joseph receiving reproductive assistance from the light of the Almighty "Yes minority group access to assisted reproduction technology"

Cartoon depicts Santa's workshop with Santa partying with male elves while female elves are not "The progress of gender equality in this organisation is positively glacial"

Shows Santa and elves with a huge pile of uncollected gifts.

Cartoon depicts a man with his suitcases packed for a holiday in the snow outside his house remembering various cyber security measures - 'no social media posts giving details of when I'm travelling' - '3-4G only I won't use public computers or free wifi' - 'I turned off Geolocation' - 'I set my 'out of office' reply to internal recipients only' - caption 'Don't forget the essentials for a safe holiday'

Elves are caught wasting time taking selfies.

Kid calls Santa's workshop to access their file.

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Santa attempts to justify huge surveillance operation.

Campers appreciate their own privacy after living in close proximity to other people.

Elf informs Santa of request for fairness transparency and good decision making in government.

Cartoon depicts a penguin standing on an ice flow casting a tracker device into the sea 'Happy Feet Ditches Tracker Regains His Privacy' refers to story of a rescued emperor penguin's satellite transmitter stopped sending a signal a week after he was released into the Southern Ocean.

Cartoon depicts a archepeligo of islands each with a person relaxing in the shade enjoying their privacy - 'Privacy is Precious'

Santa expresses surprise at volume of mail after christmas day while an elf explains they are official information requests from disgruntled children.

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"All it will do is move crime to the south pole," says elf to Santa about the CCTV cameras on top of the north pole.

Santa's drones patrol the night searching for naughty children.

'Looking for a snack one of Santa's elves makes an unsettling discovery.' ( Elf discovers Santa has been cloning. )

Cartoon depicts the nativity scene with an official demanding from Mary and Joseph "I'm from Social Welfare - You'll have to name the father"

Santa stopped at immigration barrier.

Cartoon depicts Santa entering a home holding a USB thumb drive & thinking - "I'm in - now to plug into the router eat a cookie and drink the milk to prove I was inside" caption 'Santa The Original Pen Tester' a pile of gifts are labelled 'Security Patch' 'Anti-Virus' 'Software Update' 'Unique Password' 'Backup Drive' 'Encrypted Message App'

Illustration depicts Santa Claus relaxing in a stripy chair under a pohutukawa tree overlooking a sunny beach. The tree is decorated with Christmas baubles and native birds.

One reindeer says to another "Claims he needs extra powers for finding who's been funny or nice" Santa sits on a sleigh packed with high-tech surveillance gear.

Santa's elf suggests a comments section on their website to punish naughty children.

Man sees Santa at airport but is told that information is confidential.

Illustration portrays Santa and reindeer relaxing on a summer beach below a pohutukawa tree.

Santa decisde to name and shame naughty children

Bystander asks a crashed Santa if he minds a photo be shared on Facebook.

Turkeys turn on location app in phones for better tracking

Santa's drone searches for naughty children.

Man on beach unaware of people taking photos exclaims: "It's so good to get away from it all."