Gag Cartoons
Cartoons on a variety of topics. Select cartoons are available as coffee mugs, T-shirts and other items at my shop at -Society6
A brain sits in a chair drinking coffee and reading a tablet news paper named Cerebellum News with articles on hate sex sleep fear.
"In this company we value loyalty above all else" announces a bellicose CEO to a pack of obedient dogs wagging their tails while seated in his corporate office.
In a psychiatrist's chair a dog wearing glasses asks a man lying down " Have you considered chasing some kind of ball?"
"Back you Aucklanders - damn your urban to rural drift" shouts a man with a smoking shotgun on the porch of his home in mountainous countryside.
"Releasing carbon off-setting seeds now..." announces the captain of large jet airliner as bomb bay doors open to drop millions of tiny seeds.
"Why don't we look at a system of restorative justice?" asks a female member of the gentry as she is being led to a guillotine by an angry peasant.
"Fresh and eager for another year then?" asks a man at the office to a recent arrival dressed for the beach carrying a cooler or chilly bin.
"Smart idea to book a corporate box" says one fat business man to another as they watch demons below torment sinners of a lower class.
'Will work for likes' says the sign next to a geeky guy sitting disillusioned on a city street begging for donations.
"We've designed a new workstation which promotes physical activity" says a male employer to a female as they watch a male office worker running frantically in a mouse wheel standing desk while typing on a keyboard with a screen.
Cave woman says to a caveman painting a mastodon hunt scene on a cave wall "Not posting more holiday pics?"
"It's all a distraction from the other other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's bullshit thing" claims a furious man sitting with a woman watching a news show on his widescreen television.
"I don't buy newspapers anymore - rage and arguing with strangers takes up all my time" says a angry white male sittting at a table typing on a laptop in a cafe to a woman drinking coffee and reading a newspaper.
"Wouldn't it be wiser to raise a family at a more convenient time -say after you've retired?" asks an excutive of a woman at the table.
"We need a fresh face on the board- Simpkins - get some botox injected" commands a chairman of the board consisting of aged white men and women to one surprised individual.
"Son - we're stuck - mind giving us a hand with your homework?" asks a father and mother struggling over school homework while their teen watches televsion.
"Remind me - are we at a cafe or the office?" asks a hipster drinking coffee sitting next to his laptop.
"Eat lots of olive-skinned men" advises one beautiful snake-haired gorgon woman to another. Subtitle: 'Classical Beauty Tips'
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"We've solved the untidy desk problem" says an office worker about a man sitting inside a dumpster.
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A student stands observing book shelves with stacked with books angled and broken mimicking the geological stratigraphy found in nature.
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"I haven't seen you much on social media recently" notes a woman typing on a laptop to her male partner/husband reading on a tablet.
"Well if you knows of a better military reenactment club go to it" says one sad military reenacter man in a hole to another while the rain pours down on them both - after the famous cartoon from WW1 by Bairnsfather.
"We come to warn you about mobile devices" says an alien hideously bent over and holding a smart phone. Two more aliens disembarked from a flying saucer are also similarly disfigured.
"So this is the gated community" comments a sheep crammed into a small sheep dog trial pen.
