Privacy Cartoons

Snow Whites's seven dwarves have gone into data-mining. They sing, "Heigh-ho, it's off to work we go..."

"I only told a few friends" claims a man on a computer connected to a multitude of friends.

"Da er vi enige - vi går I gang med å samkjøre informasjonen I registrene vare."

So - its agreed - we go ahead with the information matching." says God to a representatives of the CIA direct marketing Santa and the devil.

Meeting of powerful people decides to go ahead with integrating their databases.

"Don't worry madam we are all most interested in privacy at this organisation" claims man as other staff evesdrop on conversation.

Medieval soldiers charge with battering ram. One soldier cautions: "Wait! Has anyone done a privacy impact assessment?"

Medieval soldiers charge with battering ram. One soldier cautions: "Attendez! Est-ce que quelqu'un a fait évaluation des factueurs relatifs à la vie privée."

"That's good material - mind if I take a few notes?" asks a barman of his depressed customer.

A retro-soviet-style propaganda poster shows man rejoicing in the love he imagines an all-seeing eye hovering above is bestowing upon him - caption reads 'Big Data Loves You'

"Stefen har et godt øye til meg!"

"The boss likes to keep a close eye on me" says a female employee in a binocular shop.

Hvis sjefen spør hvorfor du ikke fikk lagd artikken, skyld på personopplysningsloven, funker hver gang.

"If the editor asks why you didn't get the story blame the Privacy Act - works every time" says one journalist to another while the editor storms away fuming.

"The leak was worse than first thought" notes a bypasser of a boy stuck head-first into the wall of a digital dyke.

"Hi, we've changed your privacy settings" announces the tech guys who have just knocked a hole in the privacy wall of a family at dinner.

Two chopping blocks are marked 'Unauthorised Disclosure of Information' and 'Unauthorised witholding of Information'.

Patient watches a hospital cleaner lean in to evesdrop in on a private consultation among a medical team.

Patient watches a hospital cleaner lean in to evesdrop in on a private consultation among a medical team.

'If Computers Were Houses' Spies invading a family's home say "You read a lot of books don't you - "You watch a lot of foreign movies" - They have fertiliser in the shed" - "Writing a lot of emails to people overseas are we?"- "Look- a copy of the Koran" - "Don't mind us we're just having a look around"

Cartoon depicts woman relaxing while cookies biscuits dance on her compter keyboard and click her mouse for her as she says to a man "I find it much easier allowing cookies to fill out online forms for me"

Cartoon depicts children selling home-baked cookies and lemonade with an adult about to bite a cookie - boy says "Your information won't be shared but would you like to receive offers from our partners?" as a girl waits expectantly.

"Basically we feel every law is a cost to business" says one man representing a wealthy minority.

Man fortifies his office cubicle with a secuirty door.

A gold miner exits his mine and notices a computer extracting mountains of data for profit...metadata,mining,data,profit,

An official sits smugly behind a desk with trays marked 'In', 'Delay' and 'Out'.

Cartoon shows one woman saying to another whose face is blurred out "What makes you think algorithms are discriminating against you?"

Cartoon shows Diwali lights and symbols representing elements of computer security with the message "Happy Diwali - May the light win over thedarkness of cyber evil".

Man standing in dock wearing a lab coat claims "My DNA made me do it."

"I am now cutting all my rude remarks about the patient from her file" says a surgeon in an operating theatre..

A dog marking a tree with his urine is warned by another; "You know you can be tracked."

Press man plays blind man's buff with donkey tail while a devious bureacrat moves the donkey chart labelled 'Official Information' out of reach.

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Cartoon depicts people in an elevator one saying "Careful some people have big ears round here" while a clown stands next to them.

Disembodied eyes float above a featureless plain, monitoring the people below.

Red Riding Hood meets the Wolf via Facebook.

"Oh dear - it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."

"Oh dear - it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."

Cartoon depicts a detective with a large magnifying glass tacking the large footprints packed with social media posts and logos behinf a young man who notices and says "!"

"Jeg får så mye mer personlig informasjon via databaser"

"Theres just so much personal information with databases."

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Man peeps through keyhole of door outside of which also stands a sign labelled 'Integritets Konferens'

Man comments to people putting up a sign labelled 'Privacy Forum' "Gosh - are you allowed to do that?"

"Meet Wibley - he's our expert in functional creep" says office worker to a female office worker.

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Office worker holding files says: "Get all the info you can, we'll think of a use for it later."