Cartoons on a variety of topics. Select cartoons are available as coffee mugs, T-shirts and other items at my shop at -Society6
Cartoon depicts a dog watching another dog running past dragging his exhausted owner by the lead "I'm his personal trainer." 2011
Cartoon depicts an audience of grumpy critics holding note books and pens entitled 'Night Of The Living Reviewers' ( They hate you,they hate themselves, they hate everyone, but most of all they hate to PAY!'
Cartoon depicts two construction workers high above a city having a lunch and one comments "Sometimes I worry about work-life balance"
Cartoon depicts two early modern medieval soldiers marching away from a burning town "What's hardest is being expected to be an ambassador for your country"
Cartoon depicts a female competitor at a young ballet dancers competition with audience members & parents shouting warm encouragement. "You're doing your best!" "Don't compare yourself!" "Everybody develops at different rates." Title 'Sledging at the ballet competitions'
Cartoon depicts a future corner shop selling alcopops cocaine meth and other drugs and fortified like a castle
Cartoon depicts hikers drinking thirstily from a country water hole unaware that a dead sheep is rotting upstream
Cartoon depicts a baby crawling to an office with a assisatnt saying "your mother will feed you now" an executive has opened her blouse and is offering her breast - refers to an article about issues of being a breast feeding mother at work.
Cartoon depicts two lions chasing a cave man over grassland "Fast food is good for you because it raises your metabolism"
Cartoon depicts a fraught vacation for a family in a hotel as a tropical storm rages outside
Cartoon depicts two creatures a tetrapod evolves by placing one foot out of the primeval sludge on to dry land while a fish relative sneers "Elitist!"
'Meet the sub-editor' announces a sign in a book shop under the table behind which sits a grumpy male book editor wearing a vest. No one is lining up to greet him.
Cartoon shows boss behind a bid desk announcing to female assistant "I've solved the gender-pay gap - lower. male rates to female levels"
Cartoon depicts a press conference of wealthy men of which one announces "After much study we've come to the conclusion that rich powerful people should just run everything"
"Shoudn't You Be Reading More?" asks a father of his son while both watch an action movie on a huge screen.
Cartoon depicts a street prophet of doom with a placard 'The End Is Nigh' asking "Hey - where did everyone go?"
Corruption Risk Dial similar to a fire risk sign shows different levels such as 'transparent' 'business-friendly' 'murky AF' 'pure evil'
Why don'tyou read more - asks a father of his son while both watch an action movie on a huge screen.
"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables" shouts a female mammoth hunter to her fellows.
Cartoon depicts a domestic dispute in Roman times "No - I'm more tired than you."
Cartoon depicts Rapunzel in her tower surrounded by lecherous peasants reading her Twitter scroll 'Rapunzel decided it wasn't such a good idea to tell everyone she was really letting her hair down that night' - 'The perils Of A Medieval Twitterer'
"We need more diversity in management. Simpkins change your name to Diversity" commands the boss to another pale stale male mahagement drone.
Cartoon shows man selling old window frames in a demolition yard with a sign labelled 'Just in - Windows 1900'
"That is the kind of ad we lawyers really like" says a female lawyer to a creative advertising man as they regard a large screen covered with splash shapes containing phrases such as "Many conditions apply' 'limited offer' 'narrow terms' & 'tight eligibility'
Own The Level Playing Field..Cartoon shows board of a nameless corporation with high sales chart saying - "Fortunately we now own the level playing field."
"I could be your next one In a 100 year event" offers one overly forward male pensioner with a walking stick to a peturbed female pensioner outside a rest home.
Cartoon,piracy,books,fans,writers,.."Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?" asks a book fan holding a ple of print-outs of an author at her book signing table.
Man struggling to carry heavy buckets of slime labelled 'Vile' and 'Views' is saying "Must Show Everyone How Bad My Enemies Are" towards a fountain of slime with a Twitter logo.
A brain sits in a chair drinking coffee and reading a tablet news paper named Cerebellum News with articles on hate sex sleep fear.
"In this company we value loyalty above all else" announces a bellicose CEO to a pack of obedient dogs wagging their tails while seated in his corporate office.
In a psychiatrist's chair a dog wearing glasses asks a man lying down " Have you considered chasing some kind of ball?"
"Back you Aucklanders - damn your urban to rural drift" shouts a man with a smoking shotgun on the porch of his home in mountainous countryside.
"Releasing carbon off-setting seeds now..." announces the captain of large jet airliner as bomb bay doors open to drop millions of tiny seeds.
"Why don't we look at a system of restorative justice?" asks a female member of the gentry as she is being led to a guillotine by an angry peasant.
"Fresh and eager for another year then?" asks a man at the office to a recent arrival dressed for the beach carrying a cooler or chilly bin.
"Smart idea to book a corporate box" says one fat business man to another as they watch demons below torment sinners of a lower class.
'Will work for likes' says the sign next to a geeky guy sitting disillusioned on a city street begging for donations.
"We've designed a new workstation which promotes physical activity" says a male employer to a female as they watch a male office worker running frantically in a mouse wheel standing desk while typing on a keyboard with a screen.
Cave woman says to a caveman painting a mastodon hunt scene on a cave wall "Not posting more holiday pics?"
"It's all a distraction from the other other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's bullshit thing" claims a furious man sitting with a woman watching a news show on his widescreen television.
"I don't buy newspapers anymore - rage and arguing with strangers takes up all my time" says a angry white male sittting at a table typing on a laptop in a cafe to a woman drinking coffee and reading a newspaper.
"Wouldn't it be wiser to raise a family at a more convenient time -say after you've retired?" asks an excutive of a woman at the table.
"We need a fresh face on the board- Simpkins - get some botox injected" commands a chairman of the board consisting of aged white men and women to one surprised individual.