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Dogs On Strike
Cartoon depicts snooty-looking farm dogs ignoring two farmers "The dogs are on strike until their favourite brand is back on the menu" -refers to shortage of one brand of dog food.
Kombucha For Cows
Cartoon depicts a farmer spraying cow pats with kombucha while a cow says "He heard that Kombucha removes toxic bacteria - so no telling where he'll put it next"
TikTok Boy
Cartoon depicts a teenager dancing for a phone camera "When he said he wanted a career in tech this isn't what I had in mind" says his farmer father to his mother.
Fonterra Sailing
Cartoon shows New Zealand's America's Cup yacht catamaran sailing to a win with the head office of Fonterra behind with speech bubbles saying "We did it team - go us! The wind is really behind our backs now" "Turn off the TV Miles"
Kiwi Ute
Cartoon shows below Elon Musk's line of low orbit satellites a muddy 4WD utility vehicle driving up a grass slope "Thanks for the internet Elon but I dunno if your cyber truck will make it this far" says the farmer driver.
Inappropriate Content
Cartoon depicts an armed response team reacting to a computer displaying an alarm icon as a man pushing a button shouts "Inappropriate content" caption - 'Misuse of computers in the workplace is a significant cyber security risk'.
Missing Pieces About You
Cartoon depicts a woman behind a desk filling in a form on a computer screen talking to another woman who has peices of her head missing pieces of a jigsaw "We can give you much better service if you fill in a few missing peices about yourself" caption - 'Cookies are created to identify you when you visit a new website.'
Cookies Do All The Work
Cartoon depicts woman relaxing while cookies biscuits dance on her compter keyboard and click her mouse for her as she says to a man "I find it much easier allowing cookies to fill out online forms for me"
Home-baked Cookies
Cartoon depicts children selling home-baked cookies and lemonade with an adult about to bite a cookie - boy says "Your information won't be shared but would you like to receive offers from our partners?" as a girl waits expectantly.
Elevator Clown
Cartoon depicts people in an elevator one saying "Careful some people have big ears round here" while a clown stands next to them.
Avoid the Aftertought
Cartoon shows a man departing the office and thinking "Did I leave too much information on that customers's answering machine?" "Did I double check recipients of that confidential email?" "Did that person have authority for information on that customer;s account?" Frame 2 - 'At Home' lying wide awake in bed thinking - "Did I encript that file before I sent it?" "Did I classify that document correctly?""Should I set up an email delay rule?" "Should I tell someone about the mistake I made?" Subtitle - Avoid the afterthought - think before sending out information"
CCTV Blooper Tapes
Cartoon depicts two policemen looking at a CCTV cameras saying "They don't prevent crime but the videos make great blooper reels"
Lower Privacy Threshold
Cartoon depicts a lecturer who is dreesed only in his underwaer saying to a mixed audience "Now I wonder who among us might have a lower privacy threshold than others?"
GPS Pins
Cartoon depcts a man talking to a womanwhile giant location pin and flag symbols hover over his head "Don't worry - it's just my mother tracking me with GPS"
Digital Footprints
Cartoon depicts a detective with a large magnifying glass tacking the large footprints packed with social media posts and logos behinf a young man who notices and says "!"
Survey On Privacy
Cartoon depicts a woman looking through the peep hole to see who is outside her door while a man pushes his head into the cat door saying "Hello I'm conducting a survey privacy"
Need To Know Principle (French)
Cartoon depicts a man oversharing to a woman taking down notes for a market survey - "My mother's maiden name blah blah - where I was born - so poor - blah blah - income last year was - blah blah".Subtitle - ENTRE NOUS, QUI A VRAIMENT BESOIN DE SAVOIR TOUT ÇA ? - 'BETWEEN US, WHO REALLY NEEDS TO KNOW ALL OF THIS?'
Need To Know Principle
Cartoon depicts a man oversharing to a woman taking down notes for a market survey - "My mother's maiden name blah blah - where I was born - so poor - blah blah - income last year was - blah blah".Subtitle - Operate On A 'Do They Really Need To Know?' Principle
Blabbbing Job Interview
Cartoon depicts a job interview with a grumpy panel memeber saying "We were going to employ you but then we discovered your main hobby was blabbing all over the internet" Subtitle - Careful what you share on the internet'
Hacker Central
Cartoon depicts a series of buildings including a large fortress labelled 'Secure IT Environment Firewall' while a man sleeps at home in front of his PC and next door a hacker intercepting his digital communications to his office says "Bingo!"
Privacy Landslide ( with Ethics)
"Do we really need this? asks a man pulling out a rock labelled 'privacy' and precipitating a rock fall of large boulders...landslide,privacy,rock,privacy,rockfall,.."Do we really need this? asks a man pulling out a rock labelled 'privacy' and precipitating a rock fall of large boulders labelled ‘brand’ ’trust’ ‘reputation’ 'profits' 'ethics'
Deepfake Boss
Cartoon shows a lazy worker saying "A deepfake boss would tell me to get off Tiktok so I won't know about deepfakes" caption: Educate yourself and others on how to spot a deepfake'
Ubelieveable-sketch
Cartoon shows Tom Cruise lookalike deepfake on a computer screen saying "Hi I'm Tom Cruise calling I want you to be in my next movie - Just send your bank details" while an female office worker says "Me - unbelieveable!" Caption: 'Don't make a deepfake mistake - trust but verify"
A&P Show Cancelled
Cartoon shows two locals stapling a 'cancelled' label over the top of an A&P Show billboard beside a road as a line of cars zoom past- "Better safe than sorry with all these Aucklanders around" - refers to those evading a covid19 lockdown in Auckland.
Sure To Rise
Cartoon shows a workshop where a father looks at his son and daughter working on a parallel work bench held up by jacks - caption reads 'Sure To Rise'
Laser Mandalorian
Cartoon shows Bobba Fett guarding grapes firing off laser pointers with a farmer telling his mate "The neighbour's using lasers to keep birds away but this guy is way cheaper.”
Rabobank Lends A Hand
Cartoon story on Rabobank's new sustainability manager - it appears banks etc are taking an active interest in getting farmers up to speed on enviro regulations as it's good for business. Maybe we could have a bank manager helping plant a wetland? not sure...
Valentines Day Gift Scam
Cartoon shows a woman sitting in an office pleased to receive a fake prize email ‘Congratulations you have won a valentines Daygift card for 7 days free’ titled ‘Love is blind but you are not -beware of enticements'
Zoomers Go Harder
Cartoon shows boomer politicians watching on as zoomers zoom past them on e-scooters carrying pennants labelled 'Sooner' 'Harder' 'Stronger' - refers to Labour leader Jacinda Ardern slogan 'Go early - go hard'.
Repair Shop
Cartoon shows a auto garage in which Jacinda Ardern repairing a large damaged car labelled 'NZ' (New Zealand). Refers to the legacy of structural deficit faced by Jacinda Ardern’s governments. ."The 2017-20 government was more a repair shop than an innovative enterprise of deep reform. It focused on plugging the $11.7 billion hole left by National in 2017 in health services, education, public housing and welfare benefits and "child poverty reduction" – and in the buildings and other infrastructure those services need.” - Colin James
Farm Hazards
Cartoon shows a farmer's safety notice map of hazards on the farm "I made this for your protection"
Blundering in the dark
Cartoon shows Nathan Guy blunders about in the dark refers to the National governments response to an outbreak of Mycoplasma Bovis disease crying "Biosecurity is #1 priority" while a farmer with a torch says "Actually doing something is mine" while others cry "Don't panic" Who's there?"
Fly-fishing
Cartoon shows NZ Fish and Game head Grubb casting a line hook with a carrot on the hook as an appeal to work with farmers over fresh water quality.
Farming Is Doomed (Not)
Cartoon shows a farmer tearful after reading the Climate Commission recommendations to reduce livestock emissions "That's it - farming is doomed!!" while nearby oil rig worker offshore exclaims "Wha?"
Colditz Glider
Cartoon shows a scene in Colditz Castle attic 1945 with a glider built by a geeky-looking soldier who says "Escape? I hadn't thought of that?"
Bonneville Speed Record
Cartoon shows 'Bonneville Speed Record' a race between Team Kiwi and Wile E Coyote.
Paddle Like Stink
Cartoon shows a water raft ( labelled 'Climate Commission' ) load of new Zealand citizens about to go over a waterfall while an older man ( Dr Rod Carr - Chairperson ) warns them "You know how we've been drifting along for ages? Well now we need to paddle like stink" while two rocks are labelled with the years 2021 and 2030
Diversity In Management
"We need more diversity in management. Simpkins change your name to Diversity" commands the boss to another pale stale male mahagement drone.
Bee Test
Cartoon shows bees queuing up outside a doctor's house “Is this covid testing?" asks one "Na mate glysophate" replies another
Voting Labour
Cartoon shows a young farmer placing political placards for Labour at his gate while an aged man from the National Party asks "So you voted Labour to keep the Greens out?" Reply: "Ah yes right mmm sure I did"
Tractor Parts
Cartoon News: Limited air freight capacity leads to shortages of parts - a salesman says "There's a few bits borrowed off it but what's left behind is brand new!"
The 'Shag'
Cartoon shows sheep reading about a shortage of shearers and says "Looks like the 'Shag' is in for summer - "I might try 'dread-dags' this year.
