Prehistoric hominids are afraid of the obelisk named EU General Data Protection Regulations
"I am an EU bogeyman I will disrupt your business with rules about data protection scary oooh!" says lobby consultant in a ghost costume. Pencil. ( Contact the cartoonist if you would like a colour version. )
"I trust our patient-doctor relationship won't be adversely affected" says health professional surrounded by interested parties to patient.
"Where is she? I'm her principal caregiver" demands angry man while a female patient cowers in her hospital bed.
"Those are applications servers databases websites and the big fluffy one is my blog" a geeky boy points out to his girlfriend lying on a hillside.
"No the answer to my riddle is not 123456 or password" says angry wizard to foolish peasant.
"Meet Wibley - he's our expert in functional creep" says office worker to a female office worker.
Elf informs Santa of request for fairness transparency and good decision making in government.
"I'm afraid there's no law preventing discrimination on the basis of behavoiur" says Santa.
'Looking for a snack one of Santa's elves makes an unsettling discovery.' ( Elf discovers Santa has been cloning. )
An angry boy visits Santa's home to coreect an error in his file - the gift of socks...cartoon,children,santa,error,data,christmas,xmas,access,
Santa expresses surprise at volume of mail after christmas day while an elf explains they are official information requests from disgruntled children.
"All it will do is move crime to the south pole," says elf to Santa about the CCTV cameras on top of the north pole.
Shop assistant warns customer of loyalty card tracking...loyalty,card,customer,shop,tracking,monitoring,data,collection,surveilance,
Santa's elf suggests a comments section on their website to punish naughty children.
A burglar escapes with laptop, as the owner returns home wondering what harm there is in sending files home.
A dog marking a tree with his urine is warned by another; "You know you can be tracked."
Two thieves are amazed how much confiential data fits on a laptop they have stolen.
Man on beach unaware of people taking photos exclaims: "It's so good to get away from it all."
'Password Sucker - wants you to confirm your password for online banking, or auction account. One species in a chart describing variety of scams in terms of marine creatures -poster detail.
Virus Puffer - claims to have detected a virus on your computer in order to extract payment...One species in a chart describing variety of scams in terms of marine creatures -poster detail.
Chart describing variety of scams in terms of marine creatures. ( Contact cartoonist for flexible usage fees )
Hobbit entering dragon cave announces: "I have an official information request."
Treasure Chest of Official Information is opened by a crowbar labelled ombudsman.
Hobbit entering dragon cave annouces: "I'm from the Ombudsman's office."..ombudsman,office,data,privacy,information,access,official,government,public,freedom,FOI,request,records,code,dragon,cartoon,..
One fish warns another about scam attached to hook. "I wouldn't click that link if I were you."