Cartoon shows a rural scene with farmer motoring on a farm bike with a dog on the back past a retired couple gardening outside their home on the edge of a small town - both groups inside their own bubbles arms raised in a friendly wave - caption - We'll Weather Together - rain is falling.
"This model includes a handy black hole into which to pour your life savings" sales a kitchen salesperson to a couple standing in a modernist showroom looking shocked at a kitchen benchtop sink with small blackhole...kitchen,salesperson,black hole,plumbing,rennovation,building,home,
"So this is the lockdown - I guess we better get used to it mate" says a farmer to his dog as they stand on a hill overlooking a wide beautiful valley vista.
"After six months of exhaustive research we decided on off-white" says a handyman painting the side of his white over myriad patches of colours.
A hot-rod enthusiaist paints flames on the front of his car using a burning commuter car for visual reference.
Cartoon show germs with packs standing on a door handle with thumb out calling "Give us a lift to work mate?" Don’t give ‘em a lift - wash your hands of them.
High Five poster caption says wash your hands - shows fingers covered with greeblies - germs - bacteria and viruses.
Cartoon shows a farmer trying to water his crops as officials and god turn off his water supply.
'Emssions Agreement' New Zealand Government Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern waters a tiny plant a farmer has helped to plant - a discarded sign 'ETS' - Emmissions Trading Scheme.
"This is where we throw away our paddles" says a TourismNZ rafting tour guide to his passengers as they paddle down a dirty creek surrounded by cattle unrestrained by fences.
A farmer is tending a worm farm, with a portable chicken coop - two sheep are close by - one says "he's taking regenerative farming seriously" - the other says "Let him have his toys"
64 Double-cab Utes are imported into New Zealand each year for every one electrical vehicle - "Bugger!" says the planet earth.
"We want to charge other peole alot of cash to look at your personal information" says an eager man behind a desk to a woman with reservations.
"In this company we value loyalty above all else" announces a bellicose CEO to a pack of obedient dogs wagging their tails while seated in his corporate office.
'News: Corona Virus Affecting Stock Yards' - a stock agent calls "Going - going - and he's gone" as the single farmer turns his back and walks away due to lack of feed for sheep and drop in livestock exports to China.
'I only got into politics because I really wanted to unmake a difference’ #cartoon #sketch #concept #nzpol says Simon Bridges holding a garden tiki torch standing next to a pile of papers labelled with various beneficial laws and regulations aimed at improving life in New Zealand and the planet.
In a psychiatrist's chair a dog wearing glasses asks a man lying down " Have you considered chasing some kind of ball?"
"I'm practising for the next young farmer competition challenges" says a farmer as he juggles a collection of farm objects labelled animal welfare - farm safety - Nait system - climate change - winter feed -consumer expectation.
A brain sits in a chair drinking coffee and reading a tablet news paper named Cerebellum News with articles on hate sex sleep fear.
"Back you Aucklanders - damn your urban to rural drift" shouts a man with a smoking shotgun on the porch of his home in mountainous countryside.
"Your information won't be shared but would you like to receive offers from our partners?" asks a boy manning a cookie stall - next door is a lemonade stall with an eager girl.
'Farms of the future - #1 Locust Ranch' - features a cowboy riding not a horse but a giant locust and watching hundreds of locusts swarming across the plain below...Locust,climate,change,agriculture,future,pests,locust,farming,dystopian,cowboy,western,scifi,
'If A Kiwi Was Marooned On Mars' - an astronaut stands on Mars next to a green shed labelled 'NZ1' "I can 'Number 8 wire' the shit out of this no worries.
A line of logging trucks wait to enter the port but a man labelled 'China Trade' with a stop sign stands halting movement.
A French chef looks at a farmers market stand of kiwi cheeses having just crossed out region specific names for cheese replacing them with 'method forage'.
'"His philosophy is if you've got it - flaunt it" says a deer about another deer with large antlers in the shape of dollars - 'News- stag sells for $350k'
Panel 1 - "man-made climate-change? Ha! What rot? Go back to school!" commands a conservative white male to two kids who reply "Ok dad..."
Panel 2- steam blows out the ears of the same conservative white male as he looks in a classroom window and realises his kids are being taught about the reality of climate change in science class.
It works in two ways - protects against the corona virus plus they eat less" says a farmer while attaching a mask to the face of a cow.
Two office workers regard a pie graph labelled 'Expenditure' "It will be far easier to justify better security after a massive data breach."
Wealthy rolling up their money as a funnell/megaphone to promote their views in the name of free speech.
"Releasing carbon off-setting seeds now..." announces the captain of large jet airliner as bomb bay doors open to drop millions of tiny seeds.
"Why don't we look at a system of restorative justice?" asks a female member of the gentry as she is being led to a guillotine by an angry peasant.
"Fresh and eager for another year then?" asks a man at the office to a recent arrival dressed for the beach carrying a cooler or chilly bin.
"Smart idea to book a corporate box" says one fat business man to another as they watch demons below torment sinners of a lower class.
'Will work for likes' says the sign next to a geeky guy sitting disillusioned on a city street begging for donations.
"We've designed a new workstation which promotes physical activity" says a male employer to a female as they watch a male office worker running frantically in a mouse wheel standing desk while typing on a keyboard with a screen.
Cave woman says to a caveman painting a mastodon hunt scene on a cave wall "Not posting more holiday pics?"
"I don't buy newspapers anymore - rage and arguing with strangers takes up all my time" says a angry white male sittting at a table typing on a laptop in a cafe to a woman drinking coffee and reading a newspaper.
"Uh-oh lawyers are ircling' cries a frightened man in the street as lawyers float high in the sky above a cirtyscape like vultures...lawyers,circling,cfear,law,solicitors,cirtyscape,vultures,disaster,victims,tragedy,
Cartoon,justice,crimial,convictions,imprisonment,politician,law,billboard,poltical,campaigns,harsher,penalties,slogans,3-strikes,law andorder,platform,longer,sentences,..A political billboard reads 'Vote for longer sentences on billboards' while the face of a male poltician beams down belligerently.
Cartoon,justice,crimial,convictions,imprisonment,politician,law,billboard,poltical,campaigns,harsher,penalties,slogans,3-strikes,law andorder,platform,..A political billboard reads 'Vote for longer sentences on billboards' while the face of a male poltician beams down belligerently.
Law Firm Pay Review.."Miss Smith - perhaps you'd like to explain to the partners in your own words why you think you deserve a second pay rise in ten years" says a senior male partner in a law firm in a panelled boardroom full of male lawyers...women,pay,wages,salary,salaries,equity,men,women,payscale,board,legal,firm,partners,
One reindeer says to another "Claims he needs extra powers for finding who's been funny or nice" Santa sits on a sleigh packed with high-tech surveillance gear.