In Case Of Whistleblower
'In Case Of Whistleblower Break Glass' says a sign above a case containing a gun.
Info Request Disinfectant
Info request disintectant now with extra sunshine. ( Transparency is the best disinfectant. )
Cave Of Official Information
The magic word was 'Ombudsman' says Ali Baba to his friend in the newly opened Cave of Official Information.
Cattle Stop Access
"Come on over -everybody's welcome" calls a man in a wheelchair to a woman in high heels.
"One password to rule them all -ooops!" cries a golem-like creature as his password is snatched by a giant bird.
"I only told a few friends" claims a man on a computer connected to a multitude of friends.
"Didn't I tell you never put anything on paper?" says a bigwig. "I have no record of it" replies his underling.
Nicer than Facebook
'You seem much nicer than your Facebook page" says leader of a panel to a job interviewee.
Egg On Faces
People with egg on their faces agree to avoid further embarrasssment by building in a privacy code from the ground up.
Man comments on bomb under his desk marked 'Accidental Data Release' saying "Don't worry, that's been ticking away for ages."
Man alone at desk in large room addresses a mass of cctv cameras attched to a ceiling. "Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."
Unauthorised persons attemt to sprint through a security door behind a woman holding a pass card.
'How many extra widgets must we produce to pay for a surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets? asks a worker.
"Hi - it's Geoff from head office here to do your free wind stress test. I forgot my key - buzz me in?" syays a wolf/scammer to three little pigs via his phone.
Laptop Left In Taxi
Taxi driver asks passenger whether he wants to keep the laptop left in the back seat.
Man sitting on column typing is about to be hit by a wrecking all labelled 'The Reputation Wrecker.'
Boy in the dyke
"The leak was worse than first thought" notes a bypasser of a boy stuck head-first into the wall of a digital dyke.
A waste recycle station includes dumping area signs for plastics and metal and confidential files.
"Was that a planned relese of information?" asks one office worker after an explosion has scattered all their data into the street.
GDPR Space oOdyssey
Prehistoric hominids are afraid of the obelisk named EU General Data Protection Regulations
"I am an EU bogeyman I will disrupt your business with rules about data protection scary oooh!" says lobby consultant in a ghost costume. Pencil. ( Contact the cartoonist if you would like a colour version. )
"I trust our patient-doctor relationship won't be adversely affected" says health professional surrounded by interested parties to patient.
"Where is she? I'm her principal caregiver" demands angry man while a female patient cowers in her hospital bed.
"Just lie back and I will get a few photos to liven up my next powerpoint presentation" says a doctor holding a camera to a patient.
"Those are applications servers databases websites and the big fluffy one is my blog" a geeky boy points out to his girlfriend lying on a hillside.
"No the answer to my riddle is not 123456 or password" says angry wizard to foolish peasant.
"Meet Wibley - he's our expert in functional creep" says office worker to a female office worker.
Santa's good governnance
Elf informs Santa of request for fairness transparency and good decision making in government.
Santa's bad-behaviour bias
"I'm afraid there's no law preventing discrimination on the basis of behavoiur" says Santa.
Santa's Cloning Experiment
'Looking for a snack one of Santa's elves makes an unsettling discovery.' ( Elf discovers Santa has been cloning. )
Angry at Santa File Error
An angry boy visits Santa's home to coreect an error in his file - the gift of socks...cartoon,children,santa,error,data,christmas,xmas,access,
Mail for Santa
Santa expresses surprise at volume of mail after christmas day while an elf explains they are official information requests from disgruntled children.